Isn't she just gorgeous?!!
No, she's not a supermodel, although she should be (clearly).
This is actually my friend. (No, she's not an imaginary friend!) But she's not just any friend; she's a friend that I tried to set Danny up with.
Not only is she gorgeous, but she's also intelligent, highly educated, successful, friendly, and witty. You know, your basic nightmare--the perfect woman.
Oh, and did I mention that she works out like a fiend so she has a super-fantastic bod?
Anyway, when I tried to set Danny up with her, Danny called me and said that he was really interested in me.
And look what the idiot got stuck with:
Granted, it's a very, very bad picture of me, but it's still me, and NOT my gorgeous friend!
You really screwed up, Danny!
(But I'm totally glad that you have poor taste in women!)