Thursday, January 15, 2009

Get Ready For The Shock Of Your Life

Okay, listen to this! You are never going to believe what happened today!

My friend told me that my blog is boring!

Boring! My blog!

In the interest of preserving my friend's anonymity (thereby saving him from the volumes of hate mail he would undoubtedly receive from my public), I'll just call him... Ohnjay Owlerfay.

So, not only did Ohnjay say my blog is boring, but he also stuck his finger in his mouth and made the universal sign of gagging! The universal sign of gagging!

Hold on, it gets worse: Ohnjay said I should change the name of my blog to... Insomniac.com!!

Ohnjay must be out of his mind!

Obviously, he missed the riveting post about my husband and daughter fighting over shampoo. And the one about the nurse commenting on my weight gain. Oh, and what about the hilarious stories of my daughter yelling "v*gina" in public? It doesn't get any better than that!

Pure literary genius! All of them!

And certainly not boring! In fact, they're the antithesis of boring!

So, Blogosphere, please help a girl out. Leave me a little, tiny comment letting Ohnjay know that my blog rocks so I can shove it under his boring nose!

(And if you do think it's boring, don't tell me because I can't handle it!!! Seriously.)

24 comments:

  1. I LOL, LOL, LOL. Not only to what I had already read, but, just found this entry! and I know! This was not even close to gagging or boring! "INSONMNA" maybe boring according to his spelling!!!!! He may be in need of entertaining. Yes, your public would be in an outcry! Great, you are a true woman to your written words. (see time). Just what was needed after a long day.

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  2. So completely not boring! I love reading your posts! This gut needs to get a life - AND a funny bone!

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  3. Um - please read my comment above as "this guy needs to get a life." Not gut. For all I know he doesn't have a gut. Or maybe he does.

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  4. Well, my blog is no lighthouse of witty entertainment, so maybe I'm not the greatest spokesperson, but I'm a new reader and I"M stickin' around for more :)

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  5. I just signed up for your feed the other day because you were so not boring. Maybe Ohnjay happens to be a guy and therefore doesn't get real humor?

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  6. I totally dig your post and your blog. And thanks for the comment on mine :)

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  7. I think Onhjay is just bitter because he's named Ohnjay. (I can't really blame him for that, though, It is a horrible name. Some people should not be allowed to be arentspay.*)

    I respectfully disagree with SuburbanCorrespondent. I'm a dude (and if I do say so myself, WHAT a dude! But sorry, girls - I'm married!) and I think your blog and Amy's are two of the funniest. In fact, most of the blogs I read - and I didn't do this by design - happen to be written by people who are women (or claim to be - this being Teh Intertubes, who can really know for sure?).

    * On parental naming, here's a true story: In the county where I live here in Joisey, there was a story recently about a supermarket bakery that refused to put a kid's name on a birthday cake because the parents named him Adolph Hitler Campbell. This is ABSOLUTELY true. What were these parents thinking? Who names a kid "Campbell"? Man, THAT kid is in for some teasing: "Hey, Soupy boy!" Think before you name, parents! THINK!!1!

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  8. Thanks for stopping by and for your comment. The dancing in the musical was fabulous!!

    Don't worry about Onhjay... he's obviously jealous of your blog and your cheerleaders!

    Saskia x

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  9. I just found you because you misspelled Glaven as "Gaven". That right there is some seriously funny stuff!! I just HAD to see who you were...LOL

    I have 4 kids too, and the horrifying things they do when they're little come back to haunt them when they bring their boyfriends home...oh yeah...PAYBACK...that's how we roll at our house!

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  10. Your blog totally cracks me up. I am a recent reader but I posted one of your most recent blogs to my facebook page because I thought it was so funny!

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  11. Thanks for your comment.

    Yup, we are all hopefully going for 4 days in May!!!! How lucky are we?! I've never been, my parents have and they love it. My mum's always said she'd love to go there with us, but I didn't think she was serious!

    Don't tell your children :)

    Have a good weekend,
    Saskia x

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  12. I don't know why this thought just came to me. But something deep within is calling out for me to express to you how much I love your blog. It's the most interesting and exciting blog I've ever read. I just thought you should know.

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  13. Vag talk is always exciting. Maybe Ohnjay has some vag envy. It's been known to happen.

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  14. Clearly, Ohnjay is a student at a community college.

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  15. Hi! Thanks for visiting my blog. I was just reading over some of your past entries, from the meanest thing you ever did, to your daughter's propensity to yell "vagina!" at inopportune moments, and I laughed all the way through it. Tell your friend Ohnjay that he is nuts, and this is one first-time reader that not only loves your blog, but will be back again. So there, Ohnjay.

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  16. OK OK OK! I posted! Jeez!

    I'll definitely be nominating you for the blog awards for 09 ... now it's your job to get me into the running too :) HeHe

    Your blog is NOT boring! It's hilarious! And my new favorite!

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  17. I used to know a guy named Ohnjay Owlerfay... and just in case it's the same guy I won't tell any stories on him (really though - didn't have any funny ones anyway) - HOWEVER, I'm brand new 'round these here parts and you need to let him know there is NOTHING boring about your blog... for crying out loud - it took me 3 minutes to find out that your little girl doesn't have much use for the euphemisms that are crippling my household :)

    (thanks for dropping by!)

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  18. Hey, I like it.

    Does that make me boring?



    Thanks for visiting!

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  19. Thanks for dropping by my (well, one of my many--it's an obsession) blog. Perhaps Mr. Owlerfay's funny bone is broken. Or he has no kids. Although Heidi's suggestion is certainly plausible as well).

    Life (especially with kids around) is funny--so keep on blogging about it.

    compulsive writer

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  20. OhnJay is just jealous, of course, of your sweet literary skills and adventures in the parenthood of twin teenagers. Twice the fun!

    Thanks for stopping by the rants.

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  21. Hey! Thanks for commenting on my blog---its lonely over there...LOL. Ohnjay, my man...pay attention here. Your 4 year old yelling VAGINA! in church? Your mom hiding groceries in her nappies? Thats boring? I think its funny as all get-out! Hey Ohnjay--go read Autoblog. I hear its a riot. :)

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  22. Boring - definitely NOT. I just started reading it today and I love it!! Thanks for posting on mine...I'm addicted to blogsurfing and now I have a new blog to frequent!

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  23. Ohnjay sounds like a bitter, frustrated old republican farmer.The rest of us remain entralled by your blog entries as we anxiously await your telling of the famous "Teabag" story!

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  24. I've only read two posts but quite frankly, any blog with stories about mom with p*nises is so not boring. Which to me begs the question, how racy does something have to be before Ohnjay thinks it's exciting?

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