Okay, listen to this! You are never going to believe what happened today!
My friend told me that my blog is boring!
Boring! My blog!
In the interest of preserving my friend's anonymity (thereby saving him from the volumes of hate mail he would undoubtedly receive from my public), I'll just call him... Ohnjay Owlerfay.
So, not only did Ohnjay say my blog is boring, but he also stuck his finger in his mouth and made the universal sign of gagging! The universal sign of gagging!
Hold on, it gets worse: Ohnjay said I should change the name of my blog to... Insomniac.com!!
Ohnjay must be out of his mind!
Obviously, he missed the riveting post about my husband and daughter fighting over shampoo. And the one about the nurse commenting on my weight gain. Oh, and what about the hilarious stories of my daughter yelling "v*gina" in public? It doesn't get any better than that!
Pure literary genius! All of them!
And certainly not boring! In fact, they're the antithesis of boring!
So, Blogosphere, please help a girl out. Leave me a little, tiny comment letting Ohnjay know that my blog rocks so I can shove it under his boring nose!
(And if you do think it's boring, don't tell me because I can't handle it!!! Seriously.)